Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,450 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (275/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
View the high scores.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Get to the flag when fat
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
